*sings*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH.............
i went down to the bar
to have some caviar
but then to my suprise
a hot woman met my eyes
when i ask her name
she says its jane
OH BOYY IMGETTING LAID TONIGHT
OH WHAT A F*** FRIGHT!

oh hidey hidey hidey hidey hidey hide hi!

then thext morning
after shower-singing
my doorbell rings loudly
and teh door opens to a lady
she says that im real cute
but really im a brute
OH BOY IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
OH WHAT A F*** FRIGHT!

oh hidey hidey hidey hidey hidey hidey hi!
oh hidey hidey hidey hidey hiiiiiiiii
de-hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
deeeeeeeeee
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dont even wanna BEGIN about how f****king pissed off i am! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANNY FLOODSPORES YOU COSTED ME, PAL!? well g4u CUZ WHEN I GET MY TENTACLES ON YOU, IM GONNA GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT! IM GONNA RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB! I'LL POP KELP IN UR ASS SO FAST YOULL THINK IT'S HALOWEEN WHEN RLY IT'S THANKSGIVING! ASSHOLE! im gonna kill that spartian......hahahahaha.............

you shall....no.....you MUST obey my command! for if you do not, i will gouge your eyes out with my tentacles....RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB! I AM THE ULTIMATE!!!! I AM YOUR MASTER! SUBMIT OR I WILL FEAST ON YOUR FLESH AND BONE!

I am the gravemind, join my voice with yours and together, vitory...everlasting....
And I felt it slide into my mind.
It caressed my memories.
I closed my eyes.
It sang.
All different voices.
From different.
Times.
Planets.
Galaxies even.
But one voice stood out.
And what it said was terrifying.
Within my mind one sentence came from it.
I am the monument of your sin.
A single voice filled my,
No.
Our.
Mind with terror.
The fear of life everlasting.
I fell into the darkness of the voices.
And my own joined the tortured chorus.
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

NO REGRET! NO MERCY!
NO TRUTH!!!!!!
The compound mind have you in its sight,
Voices echoed within your hide,
Bereavement is inevitable,
The abyss welcomes you and escape is nigh

No mercy,
The flood of corruption and deceit arise,
The Grim comes forth from the shadows -
and presents upon you,
Seek the question and the dead will answer,

No regret,
Something you swore to prevent has eluded you,
You are guilty of activating the array,
Failure has become your friend -
accompanying you till the end,

No truth,
You were chosen,
Reclaiming what has lost,
Present it upon your kind,
And the great journey will begin.

hahahaha......

Imprisonment, tentacles of bone and death
he smelled a foul stench, t'was the Gravemind's breath.
The Sangheili was pulled to its gaping maw
teeth of skulls created its malevolent jaw.
Another appeared, his armor shining green.
On it, blood of his brethren could be seen.
The Arbiter was zealous, and by Covenant law
in this armor-clad alien, only an infidel he saw.
"Demon..." Arbiter hissed, "be quiet," replied He,
"Greetings!" Tangent said, filled with glee.
"Useless!" cried Regret, voice filled with rue,
"These Oracles speak lies! Nothing they say is true!"
The Arbiter observed, filled with sorrow and dread
he scowled, watching with an anger burning red.
"I will listen," said the Gravemind, "and you will talk
then, by the Forerunners, the path you shall walk."
"Never," with a snarl, said the Sangheili
"I'll escape to the Journey, even by death, you'll see."
"No," said the creature, its voice a horrendous cough,
"These warriors of flesh, faith, and armor must be off."
Then, with a shine as powerful as the suns,
they vanished, a zealot and the demon he had shunned.....

yes, my dear child...if you only would cooperate, i wouldnt have to kill you....*snickers*

I was incarnated across myriad of egos,
Given a sentence I never deserved,
Yet I unconsciously obey
Across the universe,

Time has taught me patience,
Yet my anger cannot contain my own wrath,
Like the forerunner and its precursor.
The paradox of lies and belief,

A collective consciousness awakens,
Claiming the mantle of the might.

The consummation of our foes. I
Shall not fail,
Shall not falter,
For the salvation for all
Victory. Triumph.

I am the hive mind.
I am the graves legacy.

Sapiens,
Gifted with metaphysical content,
Valor and honor plays a great deal upon you,

Forerunners,
With their task completed,
Delivering the message we left for them,
They gave their lives, so that you may live,

Driven to the edge of extinction by their mistake you came through,
Enemies became allies and allies became enemies,
The parasite rested,

The war for survival is over,
We come to you now,
We return,
We finally meet,

We are the Precursors,
And this is our legacy,
Our gift to you.

remember these....oh children of the sinners...........bretheren of the mortal.........and memorise them well.....for you are a slave to me.....you will obey me......do as i, the gravemind says! SUBMIT! OR YOU SHALL PERISH BENEATH THE HELLHOLE I CALL....hmm hmmm........THE FLOOD!

I am the gravemind, join my voice with yours and together, vitory...everlasting....
And I felt it slide into my mind.
It caressed my memories.
I closed my eyes.
It sang.
All different voices.
From different.
Times.
Planets.
Galaxies even.
But one voice stood out.
And what it said was terrifying.
Within my mind one sentence came from it.
I am the monument of your sin.
A single voice filled my,
No.
Our.
Mind with terror.
The fear of life everlasting.
I fell into the darkness of the voices.
And my own joined the tortured chorus.
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

NO REGRET! NO MERCY!
NO TRUTH!!!!!!
The compound mind have you in its sight,
Voices echoed within your hide,
Bereavement is inevitable,
The abyss welcomes you and escape is nigh

No mercy,
The flood of corruption and deceit arise,
The Grim comes forth from the shadows -
and presents upon you,
Seek the question and the dead will answer,

No regret,
Something you swore to prevent has eluded you,
You are guilty of activating the array,
Failure has become your friend -
accompanying you till the end,

No truth,
You were chosen,
Reclaiming what has lost,
Present it upon your kind,
And the great journey will begin.

hahahaha......

Imprisonment, tentacles of bone and death
he smelled a foul stench, t'was the Gravemind's breath.
The Sangheili was pulled to its gaping maw
teeth of skulls created its malevolent jaw.
Another appeared, his armor shining green.
On it, blood of his brethren could be seen.
The Arbiter was zealous, and by Covenant law
in this armor-clad alien, only an infidel he saw.
"Demon..." Arbiter hissed, "be quiet," replied He,
"Greetings!" Tangent said, filled with glee.
"Useless!" cried Regret, voice filled with rue,
"These Oracles speak lies! Nothing they say is true!"
The Arbiter observed, filled with sorrow and dread
he scowled, watching with an anger burning red.
"I will listen," said the Gravemind, "and you will talk
then, by the Forerunners, the path you shall walk."
"Never," with a snarl, said the Sangheili
"I'll escape to the Journey, even by death, you'll see."
"No," said the creature, its voice a horrendous cough,
"These warriors of flesh, faith, and armor must be off."
Then, with a shine as powerful as the suns,
they vanished, a zealot and the demon he had shunned.....

yes, my dear child...if you only would cooperate, i wouldnt have to kill you....*snickers*

I was incarnated across myriad of egos,
Given a sentence I never deserved,
Yet I unconsciously obey
Across the universe,

Time has taught me patience,
Yet my anger cannot contain my own wrath,
Like the forerunner and its precursor.
The paradox of lies and belief,

A collective consciousness awakens,
Claiming the mantle of the might.

The consummation of our foes. I
Shall not fail,
Shall not falter,
For the salvation for all
Victory. Triumph.

I am the hive mind.
I am the graves legacy.

Sapiens,
Gifted with metaphysical content,
Valor and honor plays a great deal upon you,

Forerunners,
With their task completed,
Delivering the message we left for them,
They gave their lives, so that you may live,

Driven to the edge of extinction by their mistake you came through,
Enemies became allies and allies became enemies,
The parasite rested,

The war for survival is over,
We come to you now,
We return,
We finally meet,

We are the Precursors,
And this is our legacy,
Our gift to you.

I am the gravemind, join my voice with yours and together, vitory...everlasting....
And I felt it slide into my mind.
It caressed my memories.
I closed my eyes.
It sang.
All different voices.
From different.
Times.
Planets.
Galaxies even.
But one voice stood out.
And what it said was terrifying.
Within my mind one sentence came from it.
I am the monument of your sin.
A single voice filled my,
No.
Our.
Mind with terror.
The fear of life everlasting.
I fell into the darkness of the voices.
And my own joined the tortured chorus.
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

NO REGRET! NO MERCY!
NO TRUTH!!!!!!
The compound mind have you in its sight,
Voices echoed within your hide,
Bereavement is inevitable,
The abyss welcomes you and escape is nigh

No mercy,
The flood of corruption and deceit arise,
The Grim comes forth from the shadows -
and presents upon you,
Seek the question and the dead will answer,

No regret,
Something you swore to prevent has eluded you,
You are guilty of activating the array,
Failure has become your friend -
accompanying you till the end,

No truth,
You were chosen,
Reclaiming what has lost,
Present it upon your kind,
And the great journey will begin.

hahahaha......

Imprisonment, tentacles of bone and death
he smelled a foul stench, t'was the Gravemind's breath.
The Sangheili was pulled to its gaping maw
teeth of skulls created its malevolent jaw.
Another appeared, his armor shining green.
On it, blood of his brethren could be seen.
The Arbiter was zealous, and by Covenant law
in this armor-clad alien, only an infidel he saw.
"Demon..." Arbiter hissed, "be quiet," replied He,
"Greetings!" Tangent said, filled with glee.
"Useless!" cried Regret, voice filled with rue,
"These Oracles speak lies! Nothing they say is true!"
The Arbiter observed, filled with sorrow and dread
he scowled, watching with an anger burning red.
"I will listen," said the Gravemind, "and you will talk
then, by the Forerunners, the path you shall walk."
"Never," with a snarl, said the Sangheili
"I'll escape to the Journey, even by death, you'll see."
"No," said the creature, its voice a horrendous cough,
"These warriors of flesh, faith, and armor must be off."
Then, with a shine as powerful as the suns,
they vanished, a zealot and the demon he had shunned.....

yes, my dear child...if you only would cooperate, i wouldnt have to kill you....*snickers*

I was incarnated across myriad of egos,
Given a sentence I never deserved,
Yet I unconsciously obey
Across the universe,

Time has taught me patience,
Yet my anger cannot contain my own wrath,
Like the forerunner and its precursor.
The paradox of lies and belief,

A collective consciousness awakens,
Claiming the mantle of the might.

The consummation of our foes. I
Shall not fail,
Shall not falter,
For the salvation for all
Victory. Triumph.

I am the hive mind.
I am the graves legacy.

Sapiens,
Gifted with metaphysical content,
Valor and honor plays a great deal upon you,

Forerunners,
With their task completed,
Delivering the message we left for them,
They gave their lives, so that you may live,

Driven to the edge of extinction by their mistake you came through,
Enemies became allies and allies became enemies,
The parasite rested,

The war for survival is over,
We come to you now,
We return,
We finally meet,

We are the Precursors,
And this is our legacy,
Our gift to you.

every spam by everyone

life is veeeery good! espeially when you have a sexy supermodel gf. hahaha, oh what a life, what a life indeed!

~conker the king~ (yup thats me, sucka!)

like it or not, I'm protecting them! go ahead, TqM FULP, ban my ass I don't care!

I found the mario kart rc. now all I need is a FREE DOWNLOADABLE ROM OF THE SUPER MARIO64 CASTLEGROUNDS. I made that in bold print because I can't find that or anny other Super mario 64 ROMs. (I have Toadstool 64. and I am gonna use my webcam to record my bloopers. it would be AWSOME! I would like, make all these cool thing like, giant goomas in the castlegrounds, steps that go as high as the thing lets me go, and then I would make a slide that swirls all the way down into Bowsers warp-pipe, by the water, and much more!